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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

An Oscar Speech

(applause, applause)

I like to thank the academy for the honour
and everyone in the team, our producer, our families, fans and dogs.

Hope that the wars will be over soon and the soldiers can come back
from Bagdad and Kabul, and Pandora.
To make love not war,
sniff coke not smoke.

Those who have not win
there is always another change
another war another movie
another budget another money

Let's us also remember also Haiti and Chile
Donate your Armani and Versace
your sushi and lobster
your sauna

Thank you once again for the votes
make me meet the stars.

(applause, applause- standing)